• [ مسابقة الماهر بالقرآن ]: هنيئا لأختنا فاطمة عليليش "Tama Aliche" الفوز بالمركز الأول في مسابقة الماهر بالقرآن التي نظمت من قبل إذاعة جيجل الجهوية وتحت إشراف مديرية الشؤون الدينية والأوقاف لولاية جيجل. ونيابة عن كافة أعضاء وطاقم عمل منتدى اللمة الجزائرية نهنئك بهذا الفوز فألف ألف ألف مليوون مبروك هذا النجاح كما نتمنى لك المزيد من النجاحات والتوفيق وأن يكون هذا الإنجاز إلا بداية لإنجازات أكبر في المستقبل القريب بإذن الله. موضوع التهنئة

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مغلق ولا يسمح بالمزيد من الردود.

lana algerienne

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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money
He was a real miser when it cames to his money
He loved money more than anything

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and just before he died, he said to his wife, Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me
I wanna take my money to the afterlife
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So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him
Well, one day he died
He was stretched out in the casket the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said Wait just a minute she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket

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Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all "that money in the casket
She said, "Yes, I promised. I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money "in that casket with him
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the "casket with him


I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and I wrote him a

"check

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if he can spend it so be

Iam shure that some of you red this topic before in the forum in arabic but it's ok

reading it twice make you wise
:thumbup:​
 
thank you it is a sweet story
 
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwowwwww it's coooooool thank you sister hhhhhhhhhhh
 
faboulos it's a good one and the wife is so intelegent
thx a lot sist
ur bro farid
 
hhhhhhhhh

good wife and smart wife

thank you samanta you are distinct
 
:: . :ّ بسم الله ّّ: . ::
a Promis . . .i`m sorry

fathfull wife with a creazy man
thanks chouma
ــــروحي غزةــــ
تحياتي و احترامي و تقديري
ـــــسلامــــــــــــ
:blush:
و اسف على الازعاج و الله
تقبلـــــــــو ا خالص الحب

Silent Hill
ζشيم الروζ
وراء كل امرأة رجل عظيم و ان لم تكن لكان أعظم
Catch Me If You C`an
الـمــм.ş.ήـــ3yit saber wallah ma 9additchـاسنجر
 
reading it twice make you wise
:thumbup::thumbup:
lol,very funny stroy :thumbup1:
thanks
 
hhhhhhhhh

good wife and smart wife

thank you samanta you are distinct

Oh 10x bro ur passage was so sweet

may god bless u


:: . :ّ بسم الله ّّ: . ::

a Promis . . .i`m sorry
fathfull wife with a creazy man
thanks chouma
ــــروحي غزةــــ
تحياتي و احترامي و تقديري
ـــــسلامــــــــــــ
:blush:
و اسف على الازعاج و الله
تقبلـــــــــو ا خالص الحب
Silent Hill
ζشيم الروζ
وراء كل امرأة رجل عظيم و ان لم تكن لكان أعظم
Catch Me If You C`an

الـمــм.ş.ήـــ3yit saber wallah ma 9additchـاسنجر



hey houssem

my pages missed u
nice 2 c u againg

10x


reading it twice make you wise

:thumbup::thumbup:
lol,very funny stroy :thumbup1:
thanks


no at all bro

glad 2 have u here
 
Thank you it s very nice story
 
thank you for the funny story and I wish MORE THAN THIS
 
a very special story from such a brilliant member

god bless u SaM

THNX
 
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مغلق ولا يسمح بالمزيد من الردود.
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