you will die from laughing

[f.artist]

Warm and Moist
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she?
MAN: She's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
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CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?

MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper


i hope u like it............
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[ShErYfa_LuNa]

هههههههههههههههههههه

i do like it it's so funny & special..thanx a lot

 

[englishx2]

شكرا جداجداجداجداجداجدا

 

[f.artist]

شكرا جداجداجداجداجداجدا

thx a lot

هههههههههههههههههههه

i do like it it's so funny & special..thanx a lot

thx sist

 

[angel]

ohhhhhhhh god
thx it's sweet from u

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[hodhod-po]

thanx sweety​

 

[f.artist]

ohhhhhhhh god
thx it's sweet from u

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bless u sist this mean a lot for me

thanx sweety​

thx sweet heart for the passage